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Vicevi o Grbi
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U skrovitom dijelu parka, pod drvetom gdje je najljepsa, najmeksa trava ulovi komunalac momka kako kopa...
"Sto to radis, mladicu?"
"Cekam Juru, imamo sastanak."
"Ma, zasto kopas?"
"...ima grbu..."
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Religijski vicevi (Eng)
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Job, in all his suffering, discusses with his friends his blamelessness and seeks their counsel as to why the Lord has afflicted him. They agree that he, Job, has done nothing to deserve such misfortune.
In deep despair, Job raises his voice to the heavens, "Why, oh Lord of Heaven and Earth, why?"...
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Little Johnny vicevi (na ENG)
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standin...
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Crni (bolesni) vicevi
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sto uciniti kad silujes maloljetnu gluhonijemu djevojcicu?
- slomiti joj ruke da ne kaze mami!
reklama
lupkajuci stapom uz bankinu slijepac dodje do raskrsca:
oslusne lijevo - nista,
oslusne desno - nista,
polako krene kad nakon dva koraka TRAS!
NOVI VW PASSAT TDI - POTPU...
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